Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Pantene BC - It's Holy!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:58:39 PM): aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:58:46 PM): im addicted to jesus rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

bugalooshrimp788 (8:59:05 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:15 PM): i cant turn it offffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:20 PM): its like crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bugalooshrimp788 (8:59:24 PM): just reach sloooowly

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:44 PM): i cant its much too painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:55 PM): god im gonna turn into tammy faye baker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:00:15 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHH
NO

bugalooshrimp788 (9:00:16 PM): NOOOOOOOOO

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:00:35 PM): im gonna wear too much mascard and red lipstick and be a televangelist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:00:36 PM): ahhhhhhhh

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:00:38 PM): the end is near

bugalooshrimp788 (9:00:50 PM): gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:01:56 PM): god, curse that chivens for making me listen to this jesus rock shit

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:02 PM): and its not just jesus rock

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:09 PM): its angry drug addicted jesus rock

bugalooshrimp788 (9:02:31 PM): hahaha you'd have to be on crack to enjoy christian rock

bugalooshrimp788 (9:02:33 PM): i pity thee

bugalooshrimp788 (9:02:41 PM): though i do enjoy norma jean a bit

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:50 PM): ahahahaha

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:59 PM): what kind of midwest hick name is norma jean

bugalooshrimp788 (9:03:07 PM): i know that's why i like them

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:13 PM): haha

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:18 PM): this song is really funny though

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:22 PM): its called bottle of jesus

bugalooshrimp788 (9:03:35 PM): OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAHA

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:37 PM): it talks about putting drugs in a pie and giving it to your next door neighboors

bugalooshrimp788 (9:03:42 PM): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:04:44 PM): thats the only good kind of jesus rock

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:04:50 PM): the drug addicted kind

bugalooshrimp788 (9:05:51 PM): haha

bugalooshrimp788 (9:05:56 PM): bottled jesus i tell you

bugalooshrimp788 (9:05:59 PM): jesus is dope

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:09:55 PM): indeed he is

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:10:02 PM): i want hair like jesuss

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:36 PM): hahaha

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:44 PM): i bet jesus was a shampoo model

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:50 PM): Pantene B.C.!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:55 PM): hahaha

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:12:08 PM): aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah

bugalooshrimp788 (9:12:40 PM): Pantene B.C.! It's HOLY!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:12:46 PM): GOD ORDAINS IT!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:12:51 PM): hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:05 PM): Jesus: Maaaaaahn my hair feels silky smooth

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:15 PM): Moses: and it doesn't only work on head hair...

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:25 PM): Noah: It makes my beard a bushel of sexiness!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:35 PM): Ishmael: WOOOOOOAH

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:38 PM): duuuuude

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:13:42 PM): hhhhhhahahah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:13 PM): pantene bc

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:15 PM): haaaaaaahahahahah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:20 PM): i shall laugh at that for years and year

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:21 PM): s

bugalooshrimp788 (9:14:33 PM): ah excellent joke

bugalooshrimp788 (9:14:41 PM): though not historically accurate

Circa April 2005.

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