Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I hate my life.

Dear Lynette,

how are you? I'm good. Tulane is rather uneventful. I still haven't studied.


Here's a picture of Gary Busey to tide you over till the next time I see you.


Pretty much the main reason most people don't do crack.


Love,
Dinah


P.S. I heard the new Whitney Houston performance blew. Here's a link. Miss you!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Pantene BC - It's Holy!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:58:39 PM): aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:58:46 PM): im addicted to jesus rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

bugalooshrimp788 (8:59:05 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:15 PM): i cant turn it offffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:20 PM): its like crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bugalooshrimp788 (8:59:24 PM): just reach sloooowly

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:44 PM): i cant its much too painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (8:59:55 PM): god im gonna turn into tammy faye baker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:00:15 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHH
NO

bugalooshrimp788 (9:00:16 PM): NOOOOOOOOO

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:00:35 PM): im gonna wear too much mascard and red lipstick and be a televangelist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:00:36 PM): ahhhhhhhh

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:00:38 PM): the end is near

bugalooshrimp788 (9:00:50 PM): gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:01:56 PM): god, curse that chivens for making me listen to this jesus rock shit

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:02 PM): and its not just jesus rock

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:09 PM): its angry drug addicted jesus rock

bugalooshrimp788 (9:02:31 PM): hahaha you'd have to be on crack to enjoy christian rock

bugalooshrimp788 (9:02:33 PM): i pity thee

bugalooshrimp788 (9:02:41 PM): though i do enjoy norma jean a bit

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:50 PM): ahahahaha

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:02:59 PM): what kind of midwest hick name is norma jean

bugalooshrimp788 (9:03:07 PM): i know that's why i like them

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:13 PM): haha

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:18 PM): this song is really funny though

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:22 PM): its called bottle of jesus

bugalooshrimp788 (9:03:35 PM): OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAHA

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:03:37 PM): it talks about putting drugs in a pie and giving it to your next door neighboors

bugalooshrimp788 (9:03:42 PM): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:04:44 PM): thats the only good kind of jesus rock

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:04:50 PM): the drug addicted kind

bugalooshrimp788 (9:05:51 PM): haha

bugalooshrimp788 (9:05:56 PM): bottled jesus i tell you

bugalooshrimp788 (9:05:59 PM): jesus is dope

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:09:55 PM): indeed he is

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:10:02 PM): i want hair like jesuss

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:36 PM): hahaha

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:44 PM): i bet jesus was a shampoo model

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:50 PM): Pantene B.C.!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:11:55 PM): hahaha

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:12:08 PM): aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah

bugalooshrimp788 (9:12:40 PM): Pantene B.C.! It's HOLY!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:12:46 PM): GOD ORDAINS IT!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:12:51 PM): hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:05 PM): Jesus: Maaaaaahn my hair feels silky smooth

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:15 PM): Moses: and it doesn't only work on head hair...

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:25 PM): Noah: It makes my beard a bushel of sexiness!

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:35 PM): Ishmael: WOOOOOOAH

bugalooshrimp788 (9:13:38 PM): duuuuude

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:13:42 PM): hhhhhhahahah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:13 PM): pantene bc

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:15 PM): haaaaaaahahahahah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:20 PM): i shall laugh at that for years and year

gHeTtObUcKo69 (9:14:21 PM): s

bugalooshrimp788 (9:14:33 PM): ah excellent joke

bugalooshrimp788 (9:14:41 PM): though not historically accurate

Circa April 2005.

Pandas.

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:02 PM): LEEEEEEEEENNY POSSUM

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:06:04 PM): oh i shal laugh and laugh and laugh and luagh

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:08 PM): hahahaha

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:09 PM): possums

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:06:11 PM): possums

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:06:12 PM): yuck

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:18 PM): yes

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:20 PM): possums

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:23 PM): oh possums

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:30 PM): they come in the night and swim in your pool

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:06:35 PM): those wannabe racoons

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:06:43 PM): thats all possums are

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:06:54 PM): worthless wannabe racoons

bugalooshrimp788 (11:06:59 PM): NO LOVE PANDA!

bugalooshrimp788 (11:07:04 PM): we don't play like that!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:07:09 PM): ooh, i like pandas

bugalooshrimp788 (11:07:27 PM): it's from anchorman

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:07:34 PM): tehehe

bugalooshrimp788 (11:07:36 PM): the part where cristina applegate goes

bugalooshrimp788 (11:07:44 PM): "TAKE ME TO PLEASURE TOWN!"

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:07:47 PM): that was a fun funn funny movie

bugalooshrimp788 (11:08:00 PM): and then the deleted scene had them falling down the rainbow

bugalooshrimp788 (11:08:08 PM): and into the hands of this fat, horny panda

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:08:15 PM): hahhahah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:08:20 PM): i must rent le dvd

bugalooshrimp788 (11:08:38 PM): and ron burgundy slaps the panda and says, "NO, LOVE PANDA! WE DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT!"

bugalooshrimp788 (11:08:46 PM): and the panda got really sad

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:09:14 PM): awww

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:09:17 PM): poor sad panda

bugalooshrimp788 (11:10:21 PM): hahaha

bugalooshrimp788 (11:10:32 PM): just rent the uncut version

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:10:48 PM): i used to have a stuffed panda

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:10:55 PM): it was life size

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:11:06 PM): my gammie won it at winndixie

bugalooshrimp788 (11:13:03 PM): hahahahahahahaha

bugalooshrimp788 (11:13:09 PM): bring over love panda!

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:13:14 PM): lol

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:13:24 PM): i think its in the shed

bugalooshrimp788 (11:13:33 PM): awwwwww

bugalooshrimp788 (11:13:34 PM): ewwwwwwwww

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:13:37 PM): either that or i threw it away when we moved

bugalooshrimp788 (11:13:47 PM): i wonder what love panda does when he's all alone, hee hee

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:13:55 PM): eewiwiwiwiwwiwiwies

bugalooshrimp788 (11:14:03 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

bugalooshrimp788 (11:14:08 PM): well he's dead anyway

bugalooshrimp788 (11:14:14 PM): probably rotting somewhere

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:14:17 PM): thats unfortunate

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:14:21 PM): i miss him...

bugalooshrimp788 (11:14:25 PM): maaahn

bugalooshrimp788 (11:14:29 PM): love panda...

bugalooshrimp788 (11:14:32 PM): *dream sequence*

bugalooshrimp788 (11:14:49 PM): *lynette running through the fields with a giant, horny panda*

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:14:56 PM): hahahahahahah

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:15:06 PM): aaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhhahah

bugalooshrimp788 (11:15:42 PM): hahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

bugalooshrimp788 (11:15:46 PM): ahahahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bugalooshrimp788 (11:15:47 PM): haha

bugalooshrimp788 (11:15:49 PM): woo

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:16:52 PM): poor thing

bugalooshrimp788 (11:17:01 PM): wow

bugalooshrimp788 (11:17:11 PM): that is one deranged endangered species

gHeTtObUcKo69 (11:17:16 PM): yeeep

bugalooshrimp788 (11:17:27 PM): i won't stop laughing though

Circa March 2005.

Why buy belated birthday presents...

...when you can create an online shrine that will later be dismantled to form the greatest blog in the history of blogs?

I asked myself this very question on July 7th, 2008 as I pondered what to get my dear friend, and evil genius, Dinald Balding Baker, to celebrate another year of mediocrity.

Thus, thanks to stumbleupon, the pipe smoking rabbit was born.